I had every intention of eating healthy this morning with my new Pinterest “pin”
In my defense, it went better with the Pumpkin Spiced Latte with Cinnabon Creamer.
Wake me up when September ends!
Cough. Sniff. Cough….repeat.
There is something about a cool September morning. The subtle hints of pending Autumn were all around this morning as I took my morning walk. Soon the trees will yield my favorite colors as reds, yellows, bronze and hints of burgundy fill the West Virginia mountains. Mornings are filled with heavy fog lifting through those hills. The bright morning sun makes the dew filled spider webs glisten like diamonds.
The nights will soon be filled with warm bonfires, sweatshirts and children trying to squeeze in the remaining days before the snow starts to fall. In bed, the open windows will soon replace the AC and quilts filled with their own precious memories and stories with fill the room with conversations and laughter as the kids and and I will tell stories of the good ‘ol days.
I switched the floral summer scents in my house to Pumpkin and lazy evenings are now spent finding new fall recipes on Pinterest. Oh, and Starbucks in getting ready to give us some pumpkin spiced lattes!!!
Soon, we will make memories of our own as we visit the pumpkin patches, take long walks and drives, weekend trips and maybe a ghost hunt or two in October.
But for now, let me just savor the first few crisp mornings of September.
Have a beautiful and blessed Labor Day Weekend…..
“You should write more.”
That is what people tell me all the time. I have become negligent with writing, because let’s face it, who wants to read a blog from a lonely, too busy, single working mom. I probably wouldn’t read it either.
Most of what I write these days consist of some comedic episode that, all too frequently, happens with my kids. I have used my blog to jot down memories recently. The happy ones. The ones that will make me smile 10 years from now when I sit down, more than likely by myself, and reminisce of my lovely little family and the memories we made together. Just the three of us.
10 years from now, when my kids wont be kids anymore and they will be well on their way to becoming successful adults and possibly having families of their own, I will be able to look back and laugh at the time Adam licked the school bus windows from a rousing game of Truth or Dare.
Their first 10 years on this earth have already come and gone. I blinked and they are both in Middle School this year. Making friends, becoming more and more independent every day.
No one warned me….No one told me that there would be a time that I would no longer be a cuddle buddy while watching cartoons on a rainy Saturday morning. I can still pour the cereal, but they rush out the door to meet their friends to go to the skate park or independently walk downtown to catch Pokémon and grab a smoothie at the local coffee shop, “Later Mom” as the door swings open and they are gone before I can ask for a hug goodbye.
No one warned me of the dramatic hormonal bipolar teenage episodes that my daughter would have monthly! You know, the one where she hurls her body on the couch claiming that she is dying a week out of the month!! I go in for a hug…GET OUT spews out of her mouth like the Demon telling the priest to leave on the Amityville Horror!!
My son’s “dating” experiences are looking to be as productive as my own social life. He meets them on Instagram, an hour later he changes his profile to “Taken”. Two days later they break up. You would think because they never really met in person or lack of communication since they just DM each other to say “Hey, WRUD?” Sadly, most breakups are due to one of them finding someone else they just like better!!
I didn’t understand that, until I decided to try Online Dating. Then I realized, that is EXACTLY what my son is doing on Instagram. “Hey, WRUD?” I respond. There is chit chat. Then boredom sets in quickly and I begin to wonder, what on earth am I even doing? How did my life change so dramatically? I went from married to having a man pick me out of his own personal line up.
“This is how everyone meets people now!! My best friend just met the love of her life on (insert dating website here)”
We live in a culture where people are too darn lazy to actually go out and have an actual face to face conversation with anyone. We hide behind our IPhones and computer screens. Instead of properly asking a women out, you are texted something like this, “Hey, you wanna meet somewhere for a drink?” Which means….“I haven’t met you in person, and I really have no idea if we will hit it off, so I am not going to waste my precious time or money on dinner. A drink is cheap and if I don’t like you I can leave quickly!!” The site that I signed up for, a man can actually send you a virtual flower!! The tackiest thing I have ever seen in my entire life! Oh, Thanks so much because a FREE virtual flower is so much better than the real thing!!
My life consists of a random text message, “Hey honey, wanna chat”? “What do you do for a living?” and yes, the occasional _____ Pic!! Like I really needed to see that!! Ok. Thanks. Bye.
Then you find “the perfect man”. The handsome, likeable, stay up all night talking and feeling like a teenager again man. The one that when your phone gives the magical “ding” you immediately smile. The one that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy. Until you see that he has been online all day long, and reality sets in that you have willingly paid your hard earned money to an online version of The Bachelor. Warm and Fuzzies gone, and nausea sets in!
“Why don’t you write anymore?”
“Because people always think I have it all together. The kids and their weekly comedy routines are a great read. my life? Eh, not so much. I want people to see me smiling. I don’t want them to see the real me!!”
“You are missing the chance to inspire other Single Moms that are going through the same thing. You are missing out on your actual calling in life. To be an honest, straightforward, sometimes comical, strong woman who refused to let life knock her down!!”
So I wrote! I am hoping my pathetic attempt at parenting and dating can put a smile on your face. Maybe a Horrified half smile? Laugh at my expense! Go kiss your husbands ladies and thank them for loving you unconditionally! Try to find your kids between practices, school, sports and video games and tell them that you love them….if you must, DM them or Snapchat them a picture of your face looking like a dog or Ozzy Osbourne or Faceswap with the Cat!! Whatever you have to do, let them know that you are Right Here and if they need you, they know that you are accessible and ready to give them that hug!!
As for me, I am paid up for the month on this site. I will make the best of it. Who knows, maybe Prince Charming might send me a virtual flower or two tonight!! A girl can only hope!
Last week, there was no hiding! Oh the conversations at our house….Enjoy!
“Mom, I have a toothache!”
Both kids had toothaches less than two weeks apart. First toothache brought my daughter home early from Dad’s house. (sometimes you just need your Mommy)
Second toothache sends my son screaming he’s dying and needed to go to the Emergency Room to see his Dad! (he’s a man….so in his defense he felt that death was certainly imminent, and the ER was his only solution.) I reluctantly take him to see his Dad because, to be honest, he was driving me insane. So, around midnight I call his father and tell him we are headed to the ER, meet me in the ambulance bay and I will wait in the car. Dad graciously met me outside with our son now dramatically writhing in pain, swoops him up and takes him inside. I park next to dad’s truck still wearing my pajamas, because as a mom you know what is actually and Emergency situation and what isn’t…..I knew there would be no reason to actually enter the Peyton Place…Oh, I mean ER…This particular night.
I think I fell asleep for a brief moment. The Door opened and this kid jumps in the car with a giant piece of dental floss tied around his tooth. Toothache gone!! Hmmmmm, not sure how a piece of dental floss miraculously healed him but it worked!! Doctor Daddy’s advice….wiggle it and it will fall out!
Then there was last night. The famous “ithchy butt” returned. I thought we had gotten over the “itchy butt’ when he stopped wrestling.
Adam: “Mom, my butt is itching!” (I am asleep…Zzzzzz) “Mom, I am not kidding my butt is really itching! Do you have any medicine?
Me: “I don’t have medicine, go put some Vaseline on it.”
Adam: (Get’s out of bed and goes into the bathroom and in typical male fashion…) “Where is it Mom?”
Me: “It is sitting next to the sink!”
Adam: (2 seconds later….because he is a man!!!!) “Mom, I don’t see it!”
Me: “IT IS THERE….LOOK FOR IT!!!” (my voice a little more irritated hence the CAPS!)
Adam: “Mom….(at this point if he says MOM one more time I’m going to lose my mind!!!!) I don’t see it!”
Me: (Jumping out of bed preparing my alibi for when he come up missing)…..go to the bathroom, immediately pick up the Vaseline, hand it to him after giving him the “you are just like your father, he could never find anything” speech. Then I leave the room to give him and his butt some privacy.
Adam: (Crawls back in bed) 5 minutes later…”Mom, my butt still itches!”
Me: “Maybe you have worms!”
Adam: “How could I have worms? I have never eaten a worm!!”
Me: “Please Adam, for the love of all that is Holy just go to sleep!!!”
Adam: “Mom, this is really starting to irritate me!”
Me: “Must you say MOM every time you talk to me?”
Adam: “Mom….Oh, I mean Crystal….Is that better MOM?”
(Don’t know what time this happened)
Adam: “Mom, er um Crystal….My Butt is really really itching!”
Me: (half awake) Go take a shower!
Adam: “I already did!”
Me: “Go take another one!”
(I think I heard the shower running.)
Adam: “Hey MOM! My butt doesn’t itch anymore!!”
(Not sure if I responded)
…….and then this happens.
Yesterday was one of those days where I was reminded that I am actually SINGLE! But I am still a MOM!
A divorced single Mom rushing around, speedily dashing through the stores to go Christmas shopping because in less than 24 hours, the kids were going to be back home.
My time is precious. Every day spent with your kids is precious.
But my time being SINGLE is also precious. I don’t nearly take the time for myself as I should. That is because being a Mom often consumes me. Being a SINGLE mom is a tough job.
Also, being a 39 yr old SINGLE Mom and trying to date while your kids spend very little time away is not only difficult, it is darn near impossible!
In the past two and a half years I have been SINGLE, I have introduced one man to my kids. I quickly freaked out, cried for hours, the crying became panic because my kids loved him!!! Oh, it took me less than 48 hrs to completely lose my mind and leave him. With really no explanation except, I’m just not ready!!!
Dating….haha. It’s quite mundane and really, I have no time for it.
…..so back to the Christmas shopping.
My best friend/cousin and I quickly prepared to do some major damage to our credit cards. I called her and said I DON’T HAVE THE KIDS!!! LET’S GO SHOPPING!!! She laughed, because we both know it is a rarity that I am actually alone! No kids and no activities. LET’S GOOOOOO!
We grabbed some food at at local Pub as we finished watching the WVU football game. Talked with old friends. Did some local “small business” shopping. Then took off on a 45 minute drive to do some more shopping (and eating).
My cart was packed with clothes, a yoga mat, a couple of picture frames, socks, leg warmers and a necklace or two. I made my way to the pajama section of the store and went straight to the warm flannel pajamas. I placed them in the cart, because apparently my mom ONLY wants pajamas from everyone for Christmas!! Pajamas and towels and don’t dare buy her anything else!! (This has been reiterated on many different occasions!)
In the midst of flannel, I caught my eye on something. A beautiful, soft lingerie. I haven’t gotten a new piece of lingerie in years! It was beautiful. Thin, soft made of light cotton. It was soft peach in color with a matching robe. Not too sexy. It was perfect. Beautiful.
I quickly thought, who do I have to wear this for? I am SINGLE. I bought it anyway. Stashed it underneath the Flannel and quickly made my way to the cash register for checkout. The poor kid working the register fumbled with every piece of retail I put on the counter. He wanted to have a lengthy discussion about the weather, Ebola, Isis, his two jobs, the fact that he was Starving because he skipped lunch due to the crazy holiday shoppers, and even had my cousin and I guess his age!!
Then it happened, he held up the lingerie! Not the the Flannel PJ’s, not the sweater I bought for my sis, not the socks or the leg warmers, that would have been too easy.
“Wow, that’s nice. Is that for you?”
I blushed, giggled a nervous giggle and ignored the question. I’d rather talk about Ebola than converse with a 31 year old sales associate about my evening attire. I also didn’t want my cousin to see that I bought the sexy lingerie for myself for fear she would also question whom I would be wearing this tiny piece of clothing for.
I pulled into my driveway at 12:01am this morning. Lugged in the bags that had slowly multiplied as the evening had progressed. Grabbed my phone, headed upstairs into the bedroom and raced to plug it into my stereo to put on some of my favorite Pandora music. Music that consisted of Passenger, Mumford and Sons, Michael Buble, Ingred Michaelson, and I even threw in some Imagine Dragons and Lyle Lovett. I slowly put on the lingerie as I carefully examined every inch of it on my body. It fit differently than others before it…and it stayed on all night (bummer!)
Around 1:30am, I was snuggled with my new book and the radio was playing my favorite music. Lingerie making me feel pretty, attractive and less of a MOM.
I was just SINGLE.
A SINGLE beautiful lady, if only for the night. Before the kids come home. Before the Christmas decorating begins. Before the fighting and the video games. Before the “Mom, I’m hungry!”
I was just Me.
That is an identity most of us lose. We tend to lose who we actually are. When you have the husband, the kids, the dogs, the cats, football, basketball, dance, tutoring, grocery shopping, clean the house, cook the dinner……SAVE THE PLATE. “How was your day, dear?”
Most of the time, never getting that same question in return.
This morning, I woke up early. As I do most every morning. I was immediately reminded of the movie Eat Pray Love. When Liz was looking in the store window at the beautiful piece of lingerie. Her friend prompted her to buy it. “FOR WHO?” she said. Her friend responded “FOR YOU, JUST FOR YOU.”
And just for the night….I was reminded who I am, who I used to be, and who I will become again.
Until next time….love yourself because YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
Quotes at my house on Black friday!
I don’t care of you go outside…just don’t kill each other. And if you do, make sure there is no blood!! I hate the sight of blood before breakfast!
Oh, I just burned my bacon…I better stop dancing!
Are you twerking in the fridge again?
I’m going to need you to close your eyes when you take the first bite of french toast, that way you can thank Jesus for blessing you with your awesome mom who just made killer french toast!!!