Quotes from this week:
We just saw a huge skunk! It was Skunkzilla!! Oh look, the moon!!
OUCH!!! My Penis!!!
Um, you don’t have a penis, you are a girl!!!
Girls have a Vagina!
Oh, OUCH!! My Furgina!!!!!
(my son picking his scabs!!)
Me: Son, please don’t go to school and pick that scab on your face!!! It’s so gross and it will get bloody. No one wants to see blood!!
Adam: I’ll tell them I was in the war!!
Me: You were hit by a tree while hunting!!!
Adam: That takes talent Mom!!
Mom, I am not trying to be mean….but your hair smells like Tootsie Rolls.
Me: Son, do I look ok?
Adam: You don’t look THAT ugly Mom!!