Weekly Quotes!!😜

Quotes from this week:

We just saw a huge skunk!  It was Skunkzilla!!    Oh look, the moon!!

 

(Wrestling!)
OUCH!!!  My Penis!!!

Um, you don’t have a penis, you are a girl!!!

Girls have a Vagina!

Oh, OUCH!!    My Furgina!!!!!


(my son picking his scabs!!)

Me:  Son, please don’t go to school and pick that scab on your face!!!  It’s so gross and it will get bloody.      No one wants to see blood!!

Adam:   I’ll tell them I was in the war!!

Me:  You were hit by a tree while hunting!!!

Adam:  That takes talent Mom!!

 

Mom, I am not trying to be mean….but your hair smells like Tootsie Rolls.

 

Me:  Son, do I look ok?

Adam:  You don’t look THAT ugly Mom!!

 

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