My son and I play a game called Would You Rather. He asks questions and I have to decide which answer would be best based on the answers that he provides. Tonight we were in the car and he started a game.
Adam: Mom, would you rather live in a haunted house or a deserted island?
Me: A deserted island.
Adam: Would you rather sleep in a boat or make a treehouse in the rainforest?
Adam: would you rather eat sand or fish?
Adam: Ok, so if you get stuck on a deserted island, you are going to need a knife and a toaster.
Me: A toaster??? There is no electricity on a deserted island!!! Why would I need a toaster anyway?
Adam: How are you going to cook the fish?
Me: NOT IN A TOASTER!!!
Adam: Mom, would you rather eat green broccoli or white broccoli?
Me: White broccoli?
Adam: You know…cauliflower!!
My prayer tonight: Dear Lord bring my son a good woman someday so he won’t starve!!!