Quotes at my house on Black friday!
I don’t care of you go outside…just don’t kill each other. And if you do, make sure there is no blood!! I hate the sight of blood before breakfast!
Oh, I just burned my bacon…I better stop dancing!
Are you twerking in the fridge again?
I’m going to need you to close your eyes when you take the first bite of french toast, that way you can thank Jesus for blessing you with your awesome mom who just made killer french toast!!!