Me: Adam, do you have any homework?
Adam: Can we get a cat?
Me: No, we can’t get a cat!! Do you have homework?
Adam: If I do my homework, can we get a cat?
Me: So, you have homework?
Adam: I am not telling you unless we get a cat.
Adam: Does that mean we get a cat?
Me: No cat!! We don’t need any more animals.
Adam: But mom, Cat’s are so cute and snuggly.
Me: So am I. After you do your homework, I’ll snuggle with you and I will even meow!!!
Adam: Mom, this just got awkward. I am going to do my homework now!!!
School just called…..sick kid!! ( he’s probably sick cause he wants a cat!!!)